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BUT — Please be patient with me! It may take me a week to respond. It’s not you–it’s me. I get a lot of email, and I answer emails in the order they’re received.

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Most emails are answered within 48 hours, but please be aware that I’m in a weird time zone, so it can sometimes be a bit longer.

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IMPORTANT: if you click the link above and you’re not writing me about Etsy Academy, I’ll delete your email.

ASK A QUESTION

I’m going to be completely honest with you: I’ve given 1000s of shop critiques in my time as a blogger. I used to literally tell people the EXACT steps needed to create full-time income in mere months, but you know what happened?

1 out of 100 people would actually DO something about it.

So before you go asking me for free stuff that could CHANGE your life forever, let me ask you this:

If I tell you the tricks that have literally made me 6 figures, would you commit to doing them, for REAL?

I don’t mean reading them and thinking “oh that’s a good idea. I’ll get to it eventually”.

I mean dropping everything in your life and realizing this business could be EVERYTHING to you and your family. I mean actually committing to several hours of work each day, even when you don’t see an immediate difference. (Some tactics take MONTHS to work).

If that’s you, and you’ve read this far, then you’ve earned a place in my free Etsy Shop Critique Challenge.

And don’t forget: All Subscriber Tribe members get access to the premium community, where you can get unlimited shop critiques from other sellers.

Awesome, I have an answer!

If you’re not sure where to start, try the Etsy SEO Bootcamp first.

Once you’re done with bootcamp, I’ve got a buttload of resources that can fix your traffic woes ASAP. Check them out here:

Your Guide to 100% Kickass SEO

SEO for Better Conversion Rates

My 10-Minute SEO Hack for Major Visibility

How to Revive a Failing Shop

Want to know literally every SEO thing that’s in my head? Get it all with Optimize Me: The Etsy SEO Solution.

Oh no! Don’t worry, 90% of the time, I see shops that aren’t making sales because one or two key things are wrong.

It’s very fixable, that is…if you’re willing to do the work.

So before I tell you where you need to start, I want you to decide whether you’re willing to COMMIT to the work ahead of you.

I used to literally tell people the EXACT steps needed to create full-time income in mere months, but you know what happened?

1 out of 100 people would actually DO something about it.

So before you go asking me for free stuff that could CHANGE your life forever, let me ask you this:

If I tell you the tricks that have literally made me 6 figures, would you commit to doing them, for REAL?

I don’t mean reading them and thinking “oh that’s a good idea. I’ll get to it eventually”.

I mean dropping everything in your life and realizing this business could be EVERYTHING to you and your family. I mean actually committing to several hours of work each day, even when you don’t see an immediate difference. (Some tactics take MONTHS to work).

If that’s you, and you’ve read this far, then I’ve got some awesome resources for you. Here are my favorite:

The Ultimate Guide to Selling Full-Time on Etsy

The Etsy Shop Critique Challenge

The Shop Makeover Challenge

Etsy SEO Bootcamp

Totally overwhelmed with tips, tricks, hacks, and all the things? Don’t worry, I’ve got one SUPERSIZED article that covers it all, top to bottom.

You’ll learn how to prioritize the most important things NOW, so your sales don’t get clogged up later. Use this article to figure out where you are in your Etsy journey, and find your way forward quickly and easily.

This is an intense, 15,000+ word article that takes you through ALL THE THINGS you need to create your own paydays. This guide is so in-depth, has its own table of contents! You’ll be able to dive into this article (wherever you are in your Etsy journey) by clicking the link below:

The Ultimate Guide to Etsy

Side Effects Include: Monthly income you can trust, a well-organized business, and total clarity on where you should spend your time and money.

Enjoy!

Sorry, I’m booked through the end of 2018. I don’t have any 1:1 slots available.

BUT if you want access to all my best courses, articles, and the exact tactics that got me to 6-figures, then I suggest you have a look at Subscriber Tribe.

This is my all-in-one Etsy success course. Included in the course is a premium Slack group, where I constantly interact with members and answer their questions via comment, video, and email.

Because I am my 100% unfiltered self with you. I don’t believe in “fake it to make it”, and as a human being, I’m a bit rough around the edges. I don’t hide that from my readers.

I know some people won’t like it. But here’s the thing:

I see literally HUNDREDS of Etsy shops every single day. Do I like all of them? Nope, sure don’t. But I don’t judge you or what you do. It’s my job to help you MAKE IT WORK.

It’s NOT my job to judge you or tell you what you’re doing isn’t for me. It’s my job to see the beauty in EVERY shop, EVERY seller, and learn to appreciate all the work you put in, because it makes you a truly amazing person. (With a pretty damn cool biz).

The simple truth is this: there is an audience out there for EVERY Etsy shop. And in the same vein, there’s an audience out there for every blogger. I’m not for everyone, and I don’t try to be.

So all I ask is that you give me room to be me. Because I will always give you room to be you!

If you want to know more, please feel free to read my article, Why I Curse on My Blog and How It Got Me the Best Readers Ever.

Can’t find the answer to your question?

I have a form that you can use to get in touch with me. Yay form!

PLEASE NOTE: If you use this form to request FREE advice by email, I will NOT respond. I DO NOT provide free coaching by email or social media. If you need help, please look at the Ultimate Guide to Etsy.

OR If you’re a Subscriber Tribe member, you’re more than welcome to get feedback from me in the Tribe Community.

If this still hasn’t answered your question, please click here to get in touch.

COLLABORATIONS

Hey guess what: I DON’T CARE.

Everyone and their mother wants to tell me about their new Etsy / Blog service, app, software, program, etc.

99% of what I get is utter junk. If your inbox was full of people sending you messages about their product (all from people who clearly don’t read your blog or know anything about you), then you’d filter that shit hardcore.

If you have some kind of Etsy “software”, “app”, or “tool”, I’m not interested.

If you can PROVE (as in, WITH STATS, screenshots, and case studies) that your tool has created over $1000/month additional profit for other Etsy sellers, then I will have a look at it. You MUST follow the rules below to email me.

Please note I said $1000 PROFIT, not “income”. I’m not interested in a product that makes me $1000 but also costs $1000. No f*cking WAY!

IMPORTANT: If you email me about promoting your product without adhering to my rules (BELOW), I will delete your email, BLOCK you permanently, and set filters in my inbox so all your future emails get deleted without ever seeing my inbox.

If you’re the RARE high-quality developer, I apologize for the strict rules, but please understand that I get a literal CRAP TON of emails (that are barely in English) trying to leverage my YEARS of hard work… just so some low-quality developer can can take advantage of my audience…usually without paying me.

If you want me to actually read your email, you need to do the following:

  1. You need to use my first name and actually spell it correctly. I know, I know…this means you actually have to read at least one blog article to send me a message (gasp!)
  2. You better send me STATS. I’m not going to touch anything you send me without clear details revealing WHY your product works, how MANY people are using it, and WHY I should even care. Basically, you need to write me a sales page. A SUPER SHORT and hella concise sales page. I wrote about 50 sales pages for this blog, the least you can do is send me one.
  3. Your email needs to be in PERFECT English. If you can’t spend 5 seconds grammar and spell checking your email, you’ve got bigger problems. I can tell you right now, I WON’T send my readers to a website that isn’t in perfect English. They’ll all think it’s spam immediately.
  4. You need to provide links to your website, social media, blog, basically anything I need to make sure you’re the real deal.
  5. What’s in it for me? If this isn’t crystal clear from the first two sentences you write, I just deleted you.

Not in the mood to adhere to my rules? Then I’ll be deleting your email without reading it! (And I’ll be blocking you as well!)

I know, I’m a bitch. The internet is a cruel mistress, and the bottom line is this: if you want your product to succeed, you need to work as hard as I do.

Put in some REAL work for me, and I’ll happily look at your product.

Just to make sure you’re extra determined, I’m not posting a link to contact me in this section. You need to go find it. (Insert evil laughter here).

I appreciate your interest, but I do not post advertisements or paid product reviews on the blog. I choose the items I promote to my readers because I already use them and they are indispensable to me.

If you have some kind of Etsy “software”, “app”, or “tool”, I’m not interested.

If you can PROVE (as in, WITH STATS, screenshots, and case studies) that your tool has created over $1000/month additional income for other Etsy sellers, then I will have a look at it. Please follow the rules stated here to email me.

IMPORTANT: If you email me about promoting your product without adhering to my rules, I will delete your email, BLOCK you permanently, and set filters in my inbox so all your future emails get deleted without ever seeing my inbox.

If you’re the RARE high-quality developer, I apologize for the strict rules, but please understand that I get a literal CRAP TON of emails (that are barely in English) trying to leverage my YEARS of hard work… just so some low-quality developer can can take advantage of my audience…often without even paying me.

It goes without saying: that shit gets DELETED.

I worked hard to get here, and I don’t provide info to my readers unless it’s RELIABLE, tested by me, and the absolute highest quality currently available on the market.

Cool! Sounds good to me. Here’s how I usually collaborate:

  • I am available for podcast interviews
  • I am always looking for experts to feature in the Subscriber Tribe (this is a video interview)
  • I often write guest posts about all things Etsy or blogging for online sellers

If you’d like to work together, I collaborate with other bloggers that have the following:

  1. At least 30k monthly pageviews
  2. At least 5000 email subscribers
  3. An audience that is demographically similar to mine, or an audience that would clearly be interested in my blog.
  4. A highly engaged following on at least one social network (preferably Pinterest, YouTube, or Facebook, Instagram).

Is that you? Then send your blog details, a screenshot of your google analytics, and your media kit (if you have one) right here.

Let’s Stalk Each other!

I’m pretty damn responsive on Twitter. You can also come hang out with me on Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest!